Due to technical difficulties, Justin Douglas is not available to post today. However, since game shows are responsible for about 90% of the reruns on television, it seems appropriate for Nerdish Leanings to be running one this week as well.
This episode of Justin's column originally aired on March 19, 2007.
Let's not mince words: Asia is way nerdier than America. You can trust me on this one. I scientifically analyzed it.
I know, I know, I know. America isn't a continent. But it might as well
be. With its great, swinging phallus and musky odors, America is more
continenty than any other country in the world (OK, I guess Australia
is technically the continentest country in the world. But Australia is
basically America with a funny accent, more dangerous animals, and
different varieties of endemic racism, so cram it).
This week, I am going to present to you an item by item comparison
that proves without a doubt that Asia is way nerdier than America. This
will be accomplished with the patent-pending 3-point Bathtub
Cultural-Comparison System... and absolutely no ethnic stereotypes
(well, maybe one or two).
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