The Bathtub

Nerdish Leanings: The Soul of Wit

I'm just too choked up to even begin writing a farewell post. So, I've asked everybody's favorite automaton, Clanky the Robot, to do it for me.

Nerdish Leanings: Clanky's Opinions Regarding Beauty

Clanky the Robot is present. Clanky's opinions regarding beauty may appall you. However, let it be known that the human concept of beauty causes such robo-disgust in Clanky's logic unit that whenever Clanky senses a beauty pageant or art gallery, Clanky vomits with robo-contempt. 

What, pray tell, do robots find beautiful? Read further in order to find out.

KELLYq & a: Cloudy with a Chance of Clanky

me: Justin, I'm so strexxed! School starts Monday and I don't know what to blog about!
Justin: But the theme is so awesome.
me: Right, the theme is awesome, but I can't think of anything to write about that's not about my classroom / school.
Justin: Hm, well a post that was exclusively about you whining about your job would be boring.
me: Crap, really? That was the only idea I had.
Justin: that has nothing to do with weather
me: I was going to call it "Writing from Beneath an Avalanche of Bullshit"
Justin: that is a bullshit connection to the theme
me: crap
Justin: Clanky?
me: Clanky!

Nerdish Leanings: Clanky's Opinions Regarding Pets

Clanky the Robot is present. Clanky finds the institution of human-pet-ownership to be typically pointless and ironic. Within the continuation of this post, Clanky's analysis of pet ownership appears.

Nerdish Leanings: Bees Save the Future from Robot Apocalypse

Clanky has cleverly arranged for Justin Douglas to be indisposed this week. That's right: Clanky travelled back in time, engineered history to culminate in the U.S. Civil War, and then nurtured a grassroots movement for the creation of "Decoration Day". All this was done with the express purpose of removing Jusin Douglas's meddling influences for a short period of time: but long enough by far to suit Clanky's needs.

Nerdish Leanings: Clanky's Guide to Human Breakfast

Clanky the robot is present. Justin Douglas has requested that Clanky replace him this week due to his single-minded obsession with a small, hairy, adolescent cat. On the topic of breakfast, there is a single datum of which one must be fully apprised. That datum will be presented after the "jump."

Clanky the Robot for President

 

Clanky the Robot for President of Earth!