Merry Christmas! If you happen to be reading this post today, it's probably because you're Jewish. I'll keep it brief so you can get back to your Chinese takeout food.
Actually, there's not that much to say. If you want to continue reading things by me, you can check my website. If you don't, then let's just exchange a businesslike handshake and part ways.
[Brief pause as you either bookmark my URL or pantomime a handshake.]
To my fellow Tubtributors, thank you for providing me with so much delightful reading material over the past several months. What you occasionally lacked in consistency and/or punctuality, you always made up for in fart jokes and snide remarks. I appreciate that.
Happy New Year!

I think that I have the distinction of first fart joke in the tub: http://www.thebathtub.net/the_bathtub/2007/07/nerdish-leaning.html
Posted by: justin | December 25, 2007 at 02:37 PM
oh also thanks lauren for managing to be editor without being really passive-aggressive (that sounds sarcastic but i'm serious). merry chinese-food and movie day to you too
Posted by: justin | December 25, 2007 at 02:40 PM
i wuv my editrix
remember if you and I adopt a kid we're naming it Beatrix
Posted by: KELLYq | December 25, 2007 at 10:31 PM
It here sames not the topic of bathtub? Why?
www.bestoou.com
Posted by: shirley | February 21, 2008 at 04:08 AM
Shirley--what??
Posted by: Jerome | February 27, 2008 at 03:02 PM