YouTub: Happy Rosh Hashanah

This was a difficult theme because there are too many bands with songs containing the word "holiday," and I'm not some damned jukebox. I did, however, find the work of genius below. I don't know what the hell it is but I've always said that if there is anything that could make Jewish holiday rituals more accessible to the mainstream, it's amateur hip hop. Also, sexy anthropomorphic apple slices.

DIP THE APPLE IN THE HONEY LIKE THIIIISSSSSSSS

Anyway, like I said, this theme was slim pickings, but I do have a pretty funny video to share from a young couple's wedding. Yes, this would've been better suited for our marriage theme, but I'm going to go ahead and say it is close enough. After all, the basic staples of a holiday and a wedding are the same - bountiful booze and awkward family confrontations. And both have a bunch of quirky and inane traditions, such as the married couple's first dance:

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Comments

[EmGusk]

haha my dad definitely e-mailed me the Rosh Hashana video last year. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know who 'Lil John is. Regardless, every rosh hashana he tells the same joke: "It's 5768? Damn. I'm still writing 5767 on my checks."

ha ha ha

[Lauren]

Congratulations for being the first person on the Internet (and probably in the history of the world) to use the phrase "sexy anthropomorphic apple slices."

And congrats to me for being the second, I guess.

[hagan]

http://www.raybanuk.uk.com/
Such a good writing, or by I saw for the first time. I'm quite happy, you are a good writer