Men in Cages: Richardpotatoboat

I have been told, on more than one occasion, that I "put the 'tori' in 'dictatorial'."

Well, actually, I've never been told that, verbatim.  Rarely are my adversaries so poetic when alerting me to their distaste for my tyrannical leadership style.  But yeah, I can be a bit of a crazy person when in power.

Anyway, it is with regret that I inform you that I won't be putting up a full post this afternoon, as I am currently driving to Ithaca.  (I am going to Ithaca in order to re-live my glory days as supreme overlord of the Cornell Big Red Marching Band.)  This might upset you, but I gotta say - I don't really care.  Ain't nobody but me in charge of this here column and that's the way I like it.

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[Anal-retentive person]

Except for the one time your column was taken down...

[EMPEROR NERO]

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