Ever wonder why KELLYq is so helpful, Justin is so nerdy, or Lauren is
so chart-loving? Why Caitlar shines with happiness, or why Phylan is a
sadistic voyeur of human misery and shame? Why Emily insists on
reminding us again and again of our ignorance? Why D.C. feels compelled
to study law, why the Mayor finds the detritus of a culture so
fascinating, or why the Obese Omtubsman is so fat? Have you ever
wondered, in a nutshell, why Tori is gay? Well, my guess is that every
single one of our tubtributors owes a certain debt to their families
for making them into the quirky foible-bags that they are today.
This week, we're having a "focus on the family" by theming it up family-style. Strap your family-hat on and prepare to get down and get funny, cause this week is going to be more hilarious than a gay experience with your third cousin at a family reunion (in retrospect).

Does Clanky have parents?
Posted by: Inquiring mind | October 22, 2007 at 02:41 PM