Remember D.A.R.E? Wasn't it awesome? Oh, you didn't have it in your state? Please review the D.A.R.E website.
See? It was awesome. I learned a lot from D.A.R.E., including "what drugs smell like" and "how to color in a D.A.R.E.-themed coloring book." I think D.A.R.E. classes should a) be directed at adults (because hello, that's who frequently makes bad decisions regarding drugs and/or alcohol) and b) internationally, because college students abroad need help saying "no."
After the jump, please find a D.A.R.E. worksheet from my upcoming workbook, "DARE for Adults." Enjoy, and remember -- Just Say NO!


Man, this is even more useless than when they teach you how to say phrases like "Should I wear my dungarees to the discotheque?"
Posted by: Lauren | October 03, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Whatever, I wished I had known not to wear my dungarees in that Russian discotheque. I was so embarassed!
Posted by: Jerome | October 03, 2007 at 11:34 AM
What was in the coloring book? (Please be people doing crazy, violent things on pcp)
Posted by: Gulliver P. Thistlewhistle | October 03, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Is there a lesson 1? Or is lesson one "Do drugs."?
Posted by: D.C. | October 03, 2007 at 11:56 AM