If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of schooling, it's that when you have a deadline and you're not prepared to meet it, doing something wacky is just as well.
Today, please be mildly entertained by my musings about hitting. Clearly, I received inspiration from my editor on this one.
Oh, and clearly, I could explain why my post is lacking, but I already used that excuse a couple of weeks ago.
Hitting = Discipline (haiku)
Punishing Kitty:
shake a beer can filled with coins
or call him Mr. Bad
Advice to become better at hitting:
1. Take a karate class with Ken Klotz
2. Earn a green stripe
3. Attend at least one "karate bar night"
4. Refuse to take any additional karate classes
5. Half ass it with cardio kickboxing
6. Don't tuck your thumbs into your fists
7. Avoid confrontations that could lead to hitting
"KELLYq & a" runs on Wednesday mornings. For more information, click here.
ken klotz (who totally made up that name) presents himself in a spread-eagle crotch shot in his logo. interesting choice.
8. ken klotz is an easy target for a crotch punch. punch ken klotz in the crotch. it will be funny.
Posted by: Gulliver P. Thistlewhistle | September 26, 2007 at 02:04 PM