Chances are, if something involves art, it also involves me sucking at it. (This could be due to the dubious nature of my schooling on the subject.) However, despite my lack of expertise, I have developed an easy, one-question quiz to help you determine whether or not you are Art Smart or Not Art Smart. Before continuing to read, please clear your desk of everything but a No. 2 pencil and a grain of salt.
Now, the test:
1. Which of the following questions are you more comfortable answering?
a. Match each of the following artists to his work:
b. Match each of the following artists to his Ninja Turtle:
If this test diagnosed you as Art Smart, you will especially enjoy Art Week on The Bathtub, because you will have the opportunity to read our non-expert crap and feel smug and superior for five straight days, which is probably a record for the average Art History Major/Chili's waiter such as yourself.
If this test diagnosed you as Not Art Smart, you have an even better week ahead of you, because you will be learning all kinds of neat stuff that your ignorant ass has been completely oblivious to for your entire life. Enlightenment is only 10 posts away!