Reasonable Doubt: Paint Does Not Always Mean Art.

I present to you the best I could come up with in computer art and text manipulation.  For free. 

MS Paint, you are a cruel and ugly bitch.  But you're always there for me. 

Comic Sans, or sans comic... you be the judge.

Links, as promised, and these are actually related to today's theme:

http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/
http://pbfcomics.com/
http://homestarrunner.com/

Seriously, explore the nonsense those sites contain.  All of it.  It's too brilliant not to.

D.C. writes "Reasonable Doubt" for The Bathtub on Tuesday mornings.  You can e-mail him at dc.bathtub@gmail.com.

Comments

[Literary Expert]

"Comic Sans, or sans comic"--excellent use of "chiasmus" which according to english majors is some literary trick that you just did.

Another one would be "Your novel is original and good, but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good."

[Lauren]

ahh, i do love me some perry bible fellowship

/hate me some comic sans

[EmGusk]

nice use of lauren, she's always good for a comic sans foil

[The Mayor]

That site about Marmaduke actually made Marmaduke funny.

[Lauren]

Also, welcome to 2007, did you know that there's a way to make those links clickable so that they take you directly to the site? It's called a "hyperlink" and it's taking the Internet by storm.

[Lauren]

OH MY GOD i'm one of those people who troll comments sections with passive aggressive crap about how they could have done better

[Andrea]

I can't decide if I like the rain delay or the Microsoft Paint better.......

The Hawkeye video link tips it. I like the rain delay.

[D.C.]

Dear Lauren,

You're mean.

Best,

D.C.

[Marmaduke]

I want to go for a walk.

[EmGusk]

and just like we don't know the names of the owner-man and owner-woman in marmaduke, i'm pretty sure we don't know the names of the parents in family circus...