KELLYq & a: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Dear Advice Recipients,
It's what you've always feared. I am not here to blog!
Not to fret. I have a back-up plan for just such an emergency. After the jump, please find my list of advice tidbits perfect for any situation.
Love,
KELLYq

KELLYq's General Advice for Any Situation

1. Bring a Snack.
2. Look at what type of shoes everyone else is wearing, and then go from there.
3. Write it down.
4. When in doubt, click this link.
5. If you get cornered by someone unleashing a lot of wit at you that you can't handle, say one of the following:
    a. "Say What?!"
    b. "Okwayzarz"
    c. "Dice QUE?!?"*
*only works in Spanish-speaking zones, like Spain or the Foreign Language Department Office. Also works best if you are Jerome.
6. Floss a lot right before you go, and then pretend not to notice if your gums bleed a lot.*
*mainly only works at the dentist

Hope this helps alleviate your fears. Laterz!

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