Rory on Rory: Return of the Rory

I’m back motherfuckers! Welcome to Rory on Rory. While I was sorry to see the end of Man on Man, I hope to capture and continue on the spirit of the former column. And by “spirit,” I mean fart jokes. In fact, the new title, Rory on Rory, with its subtle masturbatory innuendo, pays homage to Man on Man’s reference to throbbing, sweaty homosexual butt-sex.

Rory on Rory will be a chronicle of my life and my proclivity of doing what I want, which happens to include posting whenever I want and from wherever I want. That’s right, I’ll be posting from various different locations. That’s just how Rory rolls.

The timing of my comeback couldn’t be more perfect. This week’s theme of “art” happens to coincide with several of my own artistic works being featured in MOMA’s new fall exhibition, “Inappropriate Stick Figure Drawings.” Enjoy. Porkham out!

Comments

[D.C.]

She's... dead. Wow.

[MuleSkinner]

I like Tito...

[The Mayor]

Oh great, the elephant drawings have made a comeback.