I will be out of the office from Saturday, July 14 until Monday, July 16. Please direct any questions to support@thebathtub.net. If a matter is so urgent that it really can't wait until Tuesday, please re-examine your priorities.
I can be reached on my mobile phone if you need to discuss how sweet being at the beach is, or if I have been fired and can continue enjoying myself.

Yeah right!
Posted by: Jerome | July 16, 2007 at 04:12 PM
Oh, look at me, I'm Justin Douglas. I post consistently just long enough to secure a Typepad <3s Me t-shirt and then, like a total d-bag, immediately discontinue posting. I'm a big turd.
Posted by: Justin Douglas | July 16, 2007 at 04:26 PM
The crappy Lotus Notes we use at my work has these, but they're completely schizophrenic; I'll send someone an email and get the notice anywhere from 30 minutes to a week later.
Posted by: Phylan | July 16, 2007 at 05:37 PM
Justin,
Don't take it so hard on yourself! You still managed to write a tight, funny, and on-point piece despite your well-deserved vacation!
Huzzah and three cheers to you, and congratulations on winning a 50% share of a typepad t-shirt!
Posted by: Tori | July 17, 2007 at 12:08 PM
I would never employ the term "huzzah."
Posted by: The Real Tori | July 17, 2007 at 01:17 PM