KELLYq & a: Which Pet is Right for You?

It's summer vacation, people. I'm not going to teach you anything today. But, I will provide you with some top-rate busy work to distract your from your job for a minute or two.
As a child, I had a fascination with teen magazine quizzes. I adored them. There was one magazine, Twist, which was especially amazing because it had a "quiz fest." Purchasing an issue of this was the sure-fire way to take your sleepover up a notch.
For you today, I offer a teen-magazine style quiz which will help you determine which pet is perfect for you. Enjoy! (Also, I'm sorry if you own a lizard and this offends you)

Well, class, we've learned a lot today. You've learned that, with some exceptions of course, cats are for girls, dogs are for boys, and lizards are for freaks.
Hopefully, you've also learned (if you didn't know it already) that magazine quizzes are so transparent and limited that they only tell you things you already know, or you end up getting something completely wrong that tells you nothing about yourself.
Still, I love them, and if you've got some time to kill at work today, I highly recommend the YM quiz page.

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Comments

[Tori]

I had a lizard when I was a kid. Her name was Liz. I fed her meal worms. One day, her meal worms turned into cockroaches and ate her tail and she died.

[Caitlar]

Phylan is a boy and he likes cats. In fact he got no less than 3 birthday cards this year with pictures of kittens on them.

[KELLYq]

awkward

[Lauren]

1. d) HAZ A KARROT
2. d) MAH BUCKET or MY POKEMONS
3. d) IN YER MACARONIS WARMING MY FEETS
4. d) MONORAIL CAT
5. d) DUDE . . . WAIT, WHAT?
6. d) CHEEZBURGERS

If you answered mostly D's, your ideal pet is an LOLcat.

[KELLYq]

HA! I should have tewtally done that

also: did everyone see these tiny, toooiiinny kittens on c.o. yesterday?

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/kittenesday-cro.html

omg.

[The Mayor]

KELLYq, what was more awkward -- Tori outing herself as a lizard owner, or Caitlar outing her boyfriend as a woman?