Fun fact about me: I really, really likes cults. A lot. In fact, I sometimes think that I was destined to become a cult leader. I'm charismatic. I'm kinda crazy. And I'm astonishingly good at getting people to do ridiculous things.
The body of this post has been removed for legal reasons.

Tori, this is an awesome story. I want to drink with you more often...just stop ordering those awful appletinis.
Posted by: B-Woll | June 22, 2007 at 05:34 PM
I second what B-Woll said.
Posted by: Inactive account | June 22, 2007 at 07:47 PM
What did the departing coworkers say??
Posted by: The Mayor | June 23, 2007 at 09:06 PM
I'm so glad your cult switch was turned off when I worked with you...or was it? Maybe I've been brainwashed? Maybe it is normal to dress up in your boss's clothing (while she's out of town) and take pictures of yourself? No one ever really knows.
Posted by: Jill | June 24, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Oh - and congrats to the Tub for being featured on Typepad! Yoohoo!
Posted by: Jill | June 24, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Egads!
As a recent convert to the Tub I am deeply saddened to discover that this bit of Tori archive has been removed! What is the new readership to do to access the wisdom that no doubt rests in the body of this post?
Posted by: vero | August 22, 2007 at 10:11 AM
Tori nearly became a martyr to the Tub?!
Posted by: GO-gurt | August 22, 2007 at 11:25 AM