The theme this week is behind the scenes, so I decided to put my own flavor on it, since behind = tushies and scenes imply famousness; I was going to post photos of famous people's tushes and have you guess who they belong to. Unfortunately for me, my computer thought it was 1993 and that Reebok Pumps, Beanie Babies, and slow, dial-up were in vogue, and I couldn't even load earlier Bathtub posts, much less download photos of famous people's big behinds. So, I decided to head over to my boyfriend's humble computer that actually knows it's the twenty-first century. I then ran into a delay at Costco and into a friend at the supermarket and then headed into insane ridiculous car trouble and legal matters which took even longer. To add yet another wrench in my plans, googling anything that has to do with rear ends and celebrities just brings up lots of ladies in bathing suits, which, unlike some other Bathtubbers, does not really strike my fancy. So here goes a post on butts, and let's just hope saving pictures of manly booties on the boyf's computer doesn't kill our relationship. (And now you know the behind-the-scenes GLAMOR of my life.)
ed 1. 
After a night of revelry in Prague one evening, I asked this girl for directions, thinking she was just an ex-pat like me. I'm an idiot though, and she was actually in town filming the Illusionist. I just remember thinking the guys she was with were cute. This famous butt is....
Jessica Biel's!
2. 
This picture came up on the internet when I searched "famous butt." I really like it because everyone is happy and in Pucci-like-60s inspired clothing and it's just weird. So no question, just enjoy and be jolly.
3. 
"In the jungle you must wait, until the dice read five or eight."
Kirsten Dunst! And obscure Jumanji reference!
4. 
OMGzors, this one's even better! (This is the worst blog ever, sorry guys.)
5. Thank you People...
Left to right: I Wanna Love This Butt Forever, Don't Be Fooled By the Rocks That I Got, Desperate Tushies
My clues are awfully lame: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez (what's a blog about celebrity butts without her?), and Eva Longoria
OK, I'm really sick of looking at ladies' rears, and I can't find any male rears without falling across porn sites, so that's all you guys get today. Sorry for the lameness of my post and I hope you enjoyed the behind-the-scenes glimpse into my thrilling life.
Emily's Trivia Quiz runs Fridays at 9:00 a.m. and is usually not this lame.
Again, I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud that I know every answer to your celebrity quizzes.
Posted by: Caitlar | June 15, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Jessica Biel, you just made my life.
Posted by: D.C. | June 15, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Eva's gotta lotta space between her thighs.
Posted by: The Mayor | June 15, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Must... resist... obvious... joke.
Posted by: D.C. | June 15, 2007 at 02:21 PM
D.C., don't pretend like you wanted to make a sex joke. I read your post this week, and I know you were probably just thinking about a Hellen Keller joke instead.
Posted by: The Mayor | June 15, 2007 at 04:12 PM
How about a Helen Keller sex joke?
Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other.
Posted by: D.C. | June 18, 2007 at 10:48 AM
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tori | June 18, 2007 at 11:06 AM