One Nation Under Jerome: No Hablo Ingles

Sorry folks, this will not be a satisfactory post.  I don't even know what the theme is.  It could be leprachauns, or the gout, or diseases Rory has. 

I'm actually in Spain, on a fact-finding mission to decide whether I should pen a Spanish column "Un Nacion de Jarom."  I'm pretty sure I shouldn't.  But who the hell knows.

See ya next week!