First of all,

here is a monkey eating some poop.

That said, I consider it self-evident that there is far too vast a selection of hilarious and/or horrific zoo-related YouTube videos to post just one. Additionally, the more video content I can cram into this post, the less lacking in substance it will seem. Here is a series, then - a sort of "YouZoo" (I'm not taking that back).

Here is an uneventful video featuring two donkeys wandering around; nothing bad happens, especially not at forty seconds in.

Similarly, this calm, collected zoo patron takes a break from the heat:

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Comments

[Jerome]

Good videos Phylan, but instead of YouZoo I would've gone with ZooTub. Though I suppose that is as subjective as the differences between the Bro and Mansierre.

[Phylan]

Shit, you're right.

[the mayor]

Though I'm not certain footage of this exists on youtube, I highly recommend trying to find a clip of Tai Shan's birth. That little bugger literally shoots out of his mom like he's coming out of water slide.

[Phylan]

I couldn't find his birth but here is the cute little bastard at three weeks:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/TaiShan0Months.jpg

Damn.

[Lauren]

oh my god, NO MORE GIRAFFES EVER FOR ANY REASON

[Phylan]

Oh come on Lauren you were totally curious.

[the mayor]

I have now taken the time to view your first few clips. Sweet fancy moses those are awful. What kind of zoo feeds live donkeys to their animals? I am seriously, seriously distressed.

[KELLYq]

reviews of your selections:
1. gross, ew, had to stop
2. SICK NASTY OH MY GOD where t f was that zoo?
3. skipped this b/c i didn't want to throw up any more
4. i have already seen a giraffe give BIRTH hello
5. baby tigers are cuter than anything else, ever. the music for that is amazing.

well done, sir