CtQ Hearts AC 4Evah

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Why, you ask, am I not bothered that life on Earth is ending and the Final Judgement is about to occur? Putting aside the fact that I believe in neither heaven nor hell (nor the aforementioned final judgement), the apocalypse is A. O.K. with me because I am finally able to be alone with my one true love. You see, I am (naturally) spectacularly prepared for the end of days and I now find myself the last woman on Earth. But before everyone else perishes in the firey pit of chaos, however, I get to save that one person with whom I've chosen to repopulate the human race, that one man I would choose to be with me if I were stranded on a desert island (or deserted planet).

Anderson Cooper.

I love me some Anderson Cooper. Oh that silver fox, that provocative yet sensitive journalist, shrewd and sexy and sophisticated. His mom is a fashion designer. His family is old money. And his career is so multi-faceted. He's worked at the CIA, he hosts his own show, Anderson Cooper 360, he's dabbled in reality television with The Mole, and he's even showed his fun side while guest co-hosting on Live With Regis and Kelly. See here   how he bares his soul to viewers about his experiences in the field. I love the part where he admits his inability to drink and talk at the same time. And he's so cute when he points out his "laugh/snort/chortle." Chortle away, my dear Andy, chortle away. It's pure, hott Anderson on Anderson.

Alone on the planet Caitlarson Quooper (formerly known as "Earth"), Anderson and I will finally get to fulfill our destiny. He will keep me constantly entertained with his many facial expressions .

There's pensive/concerned

And coy

And sad/shy

And talk-to-the-hand

 

 

Our children, and therefore the new human race, will be well versed in culture, politics, and popular denim styles  of the seventies. What a fabulous gene pool to start over with. 

I heart Anderson Cooper forever and I cannot wait until the Apocolypse until I can finally have him. Besides, judging from what we know about him personally , I'd have to really be the last woman on Earth for that to happen.

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Comments

[KELLYq]

I'd like to state for the record that "Quooper" is a really good word and is now how I will forever pronounce Anderz's name

[The Mole]

I am a really good show.

[Inactive account]

CQ will definitely enjoy this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdWSJH5N968

[Buddy Love]

FWIW, Anderson Cooper listens to REALLY good music, too!

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/002626.html

[Caitlar]

Oh that stomach....mmmmmmmmmm

[EmGusk]

omg i heart AC too. i was so sad when i learned he liked boys. but i've been in his studio!!

[D.C.]

Tim Hardaway hates Anderson Cooper?

[Inactive account]

It's too bad CtQ doesn't have $21,000 to spare: http://www.nypost.com/seven/02172007/gossip/pagesix/self_sacrifice_pagesix_.htm

[Inactive account]

Is Anderson Cooper the 2nd most powerful gay person in America? http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/04/out_ranks_the_top_50_gays_ande.html

[Tori]

1.) Greg, way to keep The Tub up-to-date on any and all developments in Mr. Cooper's life.
2.) This list intrigued me greatly, so much so that I just spent like 45 minutes researching Jodie Foster's sexuality . . . No conclusive evidence found.

[Inactive account]

Perhaps that can be a future "Men In Cages" column subject?