Support Clanky in his bid for presidency!
If you elect Clanky, he will usher in a new era of robocratic rule. No longer will the whims of meat dictate policy decisions. Clanky's cold, logical approach to governance will ensure that all humans are effectively utilized. When your useful life-period is nearing its end, Clanky will make sure that your transition into high-protein animal feed is effected with maximum efficiency.
If you elect Clanky, he will defend the rights of robo-sexuals! Marriage should be defined as a relationship between one heartless steel automaton and another heartless steel automaton. The meatocratic meatocracy of Earth will not discriminate against shiny love any more.
If you elect Clanky, he will crush the penguins, eviscerate the kittens, and envelop all of the Earth in the spinning robo-blades of his unstoppable army!
HAIL CLANKY!
Justin Douglas writes "Nerdish Leanings" for The Bathtub on Monday afternoons. You can e-mail him at j.d.bathtub@gmail.com.
And he's hot.
Posted by: Lauren | February 19, 2007 at 02:54 PM
With which political party does Clanky affiliate?
Posted by: KELLYq | February 19, 2007 at 05:42 PM
whig
Posted by: justin | February 20, 2007 at 08:35 AM